Go on then...

[mog_warbeast]

I'll have a go at this, because I've never done one before and I'm interested to find out whether anyone will actually reply *at all*.

Tell me something you want me to know.
Can be anything - bad, good, dirty, insulting, complimentary, something you're already told me, something you've never told anybody, something important, or something silly. (Preferably nothing completely irrelevant though.)

IP logging is off, anonymous comments on.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You're so pretty. Don't know you very well but you seem to be really lovely too.

[(Anonymous)]

You are utterly gorgeous and sexy and a total sweety, and it's VERY ANNOYING that you're taken by someone who is also gorgeous and sexy and a total sweety (with some weirdy bits).

[markeris.livejournal.com]

What wierdy bits?

[(Anonymous)]

Says someone with a spinning penis for an icon!

[markeris.livejournal.com]

Spinning penii aren`t wierd. Around 50% of us have them after all.

[(Anonymous)]

You think that you are a sociopath but with nice bits, but you are wrong. And you're very shaggable. (in theory)

[markeris.livejournal.com]

wrong about being a sociopath or wrong about having nice bits?

[(Anonymous)]

youve got it backwards.

[markeris.livejournal.com]

What, I`m really a htapoicos?

Thats ancient greek for grumpy isn`t it?

Biology

[sheridanwilde.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's the prehistoric ancestory of the hippopotamus, right?

[markeris.livejournal.com]

How come you never update your LJ anyway?

[mxhaunted.livejournal.com]

I sent you the your back!

[mxhaunted.livejournal.com]

*cough* shit... missed out the pivotal word. There was meant to be a "game" in there somewhere.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

Yes, you did!

Didn't I email you to say thank you? I sorry. Bad Mog!

Thanky.

[yaruar.livejournal.com]

I was listening to fishbone on the way into work. It immediately made me think of you.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

I think you and him make a lovely couple, and I'd like to thank you both for NOT going on about how totally in love with each other you are and making the rest of us sick.

I also think you're a cool chic.
Mog rocks!

[markeris.livejournal.com]

This morning I woke, and was delighted to find, that as always the most beuatiful women in the world was by my side. I gazed adoringly at her for some time, before skipping to the kitchen for my morning coffee with a flutter of joy in my heart. I love you snookums she said as I handed over the coffee. I love you boobookittyf*ck I said in return gazing adoringly into her eyes. We kissed ans cuddled for a while and then went out to play with the dolphins and ponies out back, which were all fetching shades of pink.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

...dolphins and ponies out back, which were all fetching shades of pink

Some of them were wearing flowers!

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

And did they frolic, skip and sing a medley of Disney showtunes?

*puke*

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

#BlEUuueueghg#

Or, if you prefer

*vomit*

You forgot to mention the soul-wrenching torture involved in actually leaving her long enough to go to the kitchen. -5 points.