Since everyone else has been having so much fun

[mog_warbeast]

My amazing powers of deduction will tell me who you are on the basis of three clues in an anonymous post.

Off you go.

Comments

KYTV?

[(Anonymous)]

Audience participation: "Fuck."
Can listen tosame album twice in a row, three times in blazing argument.
You had sex in my bed, but not with me.
x

Re: KYTV?

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

emptyjohn

Re: KYTV?

[john.livejournal.com]

Sooooooooo close, but no I am FULL John, so full of weevils and smoke and humous and joy am i....
Oh. Okay. Yep, ya got me. Darn.
x

[(Anonymous)]

okay here we go...

MEAT!
ACCIDENT!
i recently returned something of yours. left it on your couch.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

allezbleu

[(Anonymous)]

- music
- religion
- one of these is a lie

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

Kind of broad clues, especially when one of them does not count...

[(Anonymous)]

All three count. Especially the last one because it's recursive. And that's another clue.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

No, the last one merely makes one of the above negative, and without any way of knowing which one.

I think I know.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Well it might have been easier if the last one had footnotes too.

Re: I think I know.

[(Anonymous)]

OI!

The rules of this 'meme' do not include help from third parties!

Re: I think I know.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

Well, I had my suspicions, but I was waiting for:

a) italics/emboldening

b) an argument

It is, of course, Mr lazrus_armagedn

Re: I think I know.

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

a) HA! ... I even went out of my way to use full-stops, just to make it a little more difficult ;D

b) I do not argue ... I discuss - Sometimes I disagree with people, but that does not an argument make any more than one swallow makes you fat

It is, of course, Mr lazrus_armagedn

It is indeed :D

[(Anonymous)]

That is yet another clue

[(Anonymous)]

And, furthermore, the third one does not only make one of the two above it negative. It might apply to itself. That's what I meant about it being recursive.

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

I move that this victory be disqualified on the grounds that you cheated, by provoking me into an 'argument'


--
Your ever lovin' groovy vicar

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

Where are these rules against which I have cheated?

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

The unwritten ones, of course


--
Your ever lovin' groovy vicar

[(Anonymous)]

Old.
Tall.
Rusty.

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

I can only think of one person who could be considered 'rusty', and he is neither tall nor old!

[(Anonymous)]

Consider what 'rust' is a form of...

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

Ah, now I get it - not literally rusty. gashinryu!

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

Wahey! Top o' the mornin' to ye.

[(Anonymous)]

Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs

[mog-warbeast.livejournal.com]

krius?