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This one is [livejournal.com profile] mistersleepless's fault.

I will give you fiddypee if you can produce photographic evidence that you have come in someone's shoes.

(Ladies may produce photos of their own shoes containing someone else's come.)

Date: 2004-02-17 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-prawn.livejournal.com
When's the next party at your house then?

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mog-warbeast.livejournal.com
Just over three weeks away. :-)

Date: 2004-02-18 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markeris.livejournal.com
Will real life evidence count?

Well ...

Date: 2004-02-18 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com
... I've never come in someone's shoes ... but there is this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lazrus_armagedn/175449.html)

And I've always rather liked the idea of the game where you ... only half-jokingly ... tell someone that, whilst they're asleep, you're gonna come in their face and then, when they don't believe you, do it ... just to prove that yes, you are that demented

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-18 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
All previous offers have now been withdrawn.

'Nuff said.

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-18 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com
What previous offers?

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-18 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com
I never said that I had engaged in such an activity ... nor that I would ever do so ... I simply expressed a twisted sense of humour

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-19 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
No, but it's the *possiblity* that's the worrying part isn't it?


I mean, I'd at least like to be awake to enjoy it.
I'll get me coat

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-19 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mog-warbeast.livejournal.com
Would you two care to take your courting elsewhere?

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-20 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
Oh, so spaffing is shoes is OK, but a little good-humoured but totally futile flirting is bad?

Sorry Miss.

Re: Well ...

Date: 2004-02-22 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com
Who's courting!? ... I'm not courting! ... And I wasn't aware I was being courted!

I'm contracted to being single for at least another three months ... possibly longer, if I get lucky.

sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com


The tricky part was getting BOTH shoes, as per the brief.

Who's Shoes?

Date: 2004-02-18 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashley-fox.livejournal.com
Yowza!! Are those your shoes or your dads?

Re: Who's Shoes?

Date: 2004-02-18 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
they're actually my gf's work shoes...

Re: Who's Shoes?

Date: 2004-02-18 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashley-fox.livejournal.com
OHHH! Looks like that's all the cumin you'll be doing for a week or two, unless your girlfrined is the beast sponsoring this contest.

Re: Who's Shoes?

Date: 2004-02-18 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
actually, she's ok about it after I appologised... ;)

Re: sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -cheiron-.livejournal.com
Eurgh :-/


Dude if you spaffed in my shoes you would so be a dead man.

Re: sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
Yes, but bear in mind that you also don't allow me to come *in your mouth*.

Which, might I point out, you would if you loved me.

Re: sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -cheiron-.livejournal.com
Dude...I keep telling you to lay off the garlic and herbs.

Maybe if it tasted better.....

Well; just take my feelings into account too!

Re: sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I'm a vegetarian, man - what am I sposed to eat? Concrete?

Re: sorry...

Date: 2004-02-18 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangergrrl.livejournal.com
I've heard of a spit shine, but this is rediculous.

Date: 2004-02-18 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
So: do I *win*?

I mean... I kind of have the 50p earmarked for something now.

Some Andrex, for a start.

Re:

Date: 2004-02-18 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mog-warbeast.livejournal.com
Well, you would, but that doesn't look real. And I can only see spunk in one shoe.

Re:

Date: 2004-02-18 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
Hmm. I can't really do much about the apparent realness of my man-juice.

I toyed with the idea of filming a movie, but figured that a) you've seen my cock enough in your life and b) it would be even more difficult than the act itself, vis-a-vis shoes/aiming/etc already proved to be.

As for the shoe/spaff ratio, I suppose the camera angle doesn't help me. There's some both inside the other shoe, and indeed dripping off at the bottom right of the top shoe (I'm not claiming that's inside, though).

I feel a little hurt that you don't believe me, though.

I knew this would happen. That's why I framed the LJ post in the photo, so you could validate that it wasn't just a pair of spaff-laden shoes I'd found from t' internet.

:P

Re:

Date: 2004-02-18 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tephramancy.livejournal.com
Looks real to me! I think you should take a vote (especially since Mr. Deathboy's is the only entry so far...)

Re:

Date: 2004-02-18 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dan-lane.livejournal.com
The uhhh quantity is a bit... lacking though... had a 'busy' day Scott?

I declare...

Date: 2004-02-18 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashley-fox.livejournal.com
Mr Deathboy winner by default!

Unless new entries arise

Re: I declare...

Date: 2004-02-18 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mog-warbeast.livejournal.com
Anyone can be a winner! The nature of a fiddypee challenge dictates that I give fiddypee to whoever can produce such a picture.
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